Jersey has an IT industry?

Not yet we don’t, but …

In his latest post, Simon Brown (a man who I professionally respect a great deal despite not actually knowing him very well) asks does Jersey have an IT industry from an external perspective? Simon argues that Jersey does indeed have an IT industry but that we need to do a better job of promoting it.

In the interests of healthy debate (and to prevent my filling up Simon’s comments with rafts of poor spelling & hyperbole) I would disagree – Jersey does not have an IT industry yet … but it could.

What we currently have is a very focussed group of highly skilled IT professionals most of whom work in support of a specific industry – Finance. Whilst this does mean that the level of software development, hardware support, hosting and the other services that make up an industry are present in abundance, Jersey lacks a number of key elements that need to be addressed before it can be considered as a worthy contender in the Silicon Valley / Roundabout vertical.

Whilst Jersey’s IT crowd is well respected and entirely able in the fields of finance and Microsoft development there is very little in the way of diversity or innovation to be found in the island. For example, in the UK you will find huge numbers of the Roundabout startups basing their businesses around open source tools and platforms whilst Jersey’s development and infrastructure skillset if very heavily focussed on proprietary technology.

A lack of skills in open source development may not sound like a problem, until you consider how key these tools are to emerging businesses in the Web 3.0 field. Jersey is rich in those with, for example, MSSQL skills but is lacking in NoSQL skills. Effectively, our industry is so focussed on government and finance work that there is little room for any technology that doesn’t fit into those arenas.

Then we have innovation. Jersey is an island of (primarily) consumptive development. There’s little of value to those outside of the core supporting industry leaving the island and those few who are producing viable products / services often leave the island when their careers start to flourish. If you look at the key identifying characteristic of Silicon Roundabout / Valley you see that innovation is at the core of the success, ahead even of the technology used and that innovation is leading to products and services that have world wide relevance.

A couple of examples: Music services Last.fm and Spotify – arguably to 2 major players in subscription based streamed media – are both UK companies which now have international reach. Tweetdeck (before being bought by Twitter) was written in the UK.

The ability for a business to say “If I setup in X then I can reach the world” is key to a growing IT community and whilst Jersey may have the technical ability to produce products like the above (and that’s a big may) it certainly doesn’t have the culture.

Finally we have the physical limitations placed on the island, both in terms of the costs of being here and the limitations in the connectivity of the rock. Bandwidth costs off island (a must have for any growing digital hub) are extraordinarily (almost prohibitively) high.

Gigabit Jersey may well be addressing internal infrastructure but it does little to address the core need of growing IT firms to be connected, often at very high speed, to the outside world. Can you imagine the cost of running a service like Spotify out of Foreshore?

Oh and the Regulation of Undertakings law doesn’t help. Restriction on hiring non local workers is all well and good … if you have the required skills locally and the industry in question can be focussed in a single jurisdiction. IT is increasingly a world wide workplace and Jersey’s current position would need to be looked at before businesses can consider locating here without having to worry about not getting the staff they need due to immigration controls.

The island is actually in a good position to address these issues. Increased education and events focussed on a broader set of technological tools can resolve the lack of diversity. Government action may well be required to deal with the connectivity / immigration issues of the island but this can certainly be solved.

And with those problems resolved we can begin innovation, encouraging others to get involved in projects based in Jersey, looking at ways to lever Jersey’s finance and government focus to develop solutions that are relevant on a world wide scale.

Then…

Then we can start to say that we have an IT industry.

Early reveal CF Zeus Features (via Max)

Thanks to Christopher Vigliotti for pointing me at Nathan Strutz… there are some great CF Zeus (Adobe ColdFusion 10) previews coming out on Twitter:

  • Reverse ORM to create business objects from your database … could be epic! Could also be a disaster.
  • HTML5 charts … ok … good to see Adobe moving with the times.
  • CFRest … CF fracking REST!!! Based on Jersey in JaxRS and powered by application.cfc. This could be pretty much the most awesome thing ever! In fact combining it with bi directional ORM probably makes for the fatest API build ever!

All of this is completely unfounded but with SOTR possibly not running this year I gotta get my Zeus info where I can!

Anyone got any more? Any news on jQuery as a possible replacement for Ext / Yui? Bang em in the comments.

The joys of the Jersey Taxation System

Warning – <rant> ahead

Despite the fact that the Jersey tax year runs January - January I just got my annual tax return through and, true to form, the States of Jersey have fucked up my tax rate … again.

Allow me a moment to fill you in on the backwards, shambolic chaos that is the Jersey Taxation system. A few years ago, in order to address the massive numbers of people “slipping through the tax net” the States introduced a monthly payment regime known as ITIS.

But, rather than  starting over with a Pay As You Earn system* they decided to settle for assessing last years tax liability and trying to “guess” the rate of your current salary needed to offset this on a month by month basis. In other words Pay As You Earned!

So to switch back to the current day, I’m not going to post details of my salary (I’m pissed off, not stupid!) but suffice to say I’ve been paying 15% tax for the past 6 months and have just been given a new rate of 14% by the tax office based on my 2010 salary / 2011 income … which will take effect from my July pay packet… and would leave me with a 3 figure shortfall at the end of the year.

A quick spreadsheet later and I’ve worked out that I need to continue to pay 15% for the next 4 months and then increase my rate to 16% for 2 months to almost break even. In fact it leaves me 77 pence in credit.

Given that my salary hasn’t changed this year (and even if it had they could base the calculation on my salary as declared quarterly) how the hell did they manage to get things this wrong?

Fortunately I’ve been burned by their incompetence in the past and so have managed to avoid having to find a few extra hundred pounds for the tax man at Christmas time.

My only remaining question is who do I bill at the States of Jersey for my time spent doing their jobs for them?

</rant>

* The reason they gave for not switching to PAYEarn  was the risk that they would lose a year of taxation if people left the island despite the fact that it would initially lead to an increase in tax revenue (due to cost of living increases in salaries year to year) and the loss would actually be staggered as people left the island or retired at different times.

As things currently stand they face the same staggering effect as, when I were to leave Jersey, I would be left with last year’s tax still to pay … as I said – Chaos!

I’m getting married in the …

Portelet Bay in Jersey

… next couple of years or so.

For those of you who aren’t members of the illustrious inner circle that is defined by my FaceBook friends list and haven’t already been advised by other means the following constitutes a Rob Dudley BIG announcement.

1 week ago, at 20:15 at Portlet Bay in Jersey, I finally managed to find the courage to man up and ask my girlfriend* of the past 3 years to marry me.

Oh and she said yes!

This officially makes me the happiest and luckiest guy in the world (really – there’s no contest on that front at the moment).

We have yet to set a formal date but we’re likely looking at approx 14 months from now. Since neither of us are loaded and neither of our families are in a position to help out by paying for the whole thing the next few months are going to be spent making sure we can get the day we want without bankrupting ourselves. Fortunately, both she and I are fairly down to Earth in terms of our requirements.

Watch this space for more information over the coming months and thanks to all those who’ve already been informed and offered their best wishes – we truly appreciate it.

* Of course the primary benefit of this whole engagement shebang is that I now have a definite name for the lucky lady. After 3 years girlfriend starts to sound a bit childish whilst “Partner” just sounds pretentious. Having a Fiancée  simplifies the whole taxonomy of our relationship in a very pleasing manner.